Chief: Do you even know the Miranda rights?
Jenko: Yes.
Chief: Let’s hear ‘em then.
Jenko: We-we-you got a lot of stuff to do
Chief: No, go ahead. You goin’ anywhere, Schmidt? We got time.
Schmidt: I had a thing, but I can probably push it back.
Chief: Go ahead. It’s four declamatory sentences followed by a question, for a total of 57 words.
Jenko: Okay. Uh, it’s, look, it obviously starts with ‘you have the right to remain silent’, I know you’ve heard this before. And then um, it-it- I think it sounds something like, uh… well the thing—
Schimdt: *quietly* You have the right to an attorney.


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